Best Selling Dark Humor Blankets

A Dark horse is a competitor that suddenly comes from behind and takes the lead. The design of cluttered spooky horses is perfect for anyone looking for things horse, ghost, or spooky related!

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I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

The image of the serpent or dragon eating itself is an ancient symbol that dates back to Ancient Egypt. The most known depiction is the Ouroboros found in the practice of alchemy and has been adapted into Gnosticism and Hermeticism as well. Every culture has its own variant of the ancient symbol of the infinite and now you can appreciate it with this design.

Perfect design for any ocean and beach lover.

Add some color and style to your life with this trendy triangle pattern blanket.

Thank god for butts. If you love booty as much as you should, you'll love this funny spin on the average heart pattern.

Life can be full of stress. If there's anything you should grant yourself at the end of the day, it's a good cup of coffee and a good read. It's not being lazy or anything-- Trust me, it's good for you. So grab a mug and your favorite book, and cuddle up with this warm, cozy design.

Life can be full of stress. If there's anything you should grant yourself at the end of the day, it's a good cup of coffee and a good read. It's not being lazy or anything-- Trust me, it's good for you. So grab a mug and your favorite book, and cuddle up with this warm, cozy design.

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

Channel your goth body positive energy with this, "Gothicc" thicc pride, goth design! Perfect for being thicc, goth, and not afraid to show it off!

This dark souls blanket are perfect for those who love horror, dark fantasy, monsters, video games and also...cute, kawaii chibi versions of their favorite dark souls characters and bosses such as the sun bro, Firekeeper, Yhorm the giant, Siegward, Sister Friede and the Nameless King. This monster blanket will be cute little reminders of the many, many many brutal ways this game has murdered you and made you cry tears of rage.

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

Beware! Any sus behavior throughout the games will lead to your elimination. Here's your chance to cop this iconic mash-up design between these trendy games of treachery and all the attention will be on you when you do!

Channel your goth body positive energy with this, "Gothicc" thicc pride, goth design! Perfect for being thicc, goth, and not afraid to show it off!

Does the vile stench of your breath drive away your friends? You need the cooling power of a silver tongue! Try Breath-O-Met Sinful Mints today and make your breath damned fresh!

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

Save the earth and hail Satan. Show your love for the environment and the Dark Lord with this Baphomet and Earth Day inspired design.

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday blanket!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday blanket!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday blanket!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday blanket!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday blanket!

Depression, but make it seasonal. Seasonal, but make it jolly~. We all know that the here and now can be a bit of a downer, but it doesn't mean you can't laugh about it! Cheer yourself and others up with this dark-humor holiday blanket!

Join the dark side dark arts with your best friend forever! Just remember- Friendship is Temporary Blood Pacts Are Forever with this blanket.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!